what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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