Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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