At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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