Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i was born a porn star she said
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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