So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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