The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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