scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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