I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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