So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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