My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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