Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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