the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
No subtext here. People are naked.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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