We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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