there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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