Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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