are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
