One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
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how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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