Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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