I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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