By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize