I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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