My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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