you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
My pussy is not your playground.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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