I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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