I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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