he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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