Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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