don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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