I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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