You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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