We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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