why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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