it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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