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My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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