so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
There are leaves in my underwear?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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