She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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