I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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