Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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