no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
