There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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