It's just like the Real World with babies
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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