How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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