Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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