so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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