Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You ruined the universe
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