Sponge bath it is.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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