I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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