I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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