Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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