Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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