Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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