You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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