If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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