Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
