nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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