Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Come see our sink grown plant.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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