So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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